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I’M FAT, LET’S PARTY.

I don’t think you guys understand how much this one girl at work loves Roscoe. We even went on his FB and watched his Christmas video. Roscoe is her phone background currently.

this is equally hilarious and creepy. it’s kind of ridiculous how internet famous roscoe is and it’s going to be awful when he’s not living with us. i don’t know how he’ll update his tumblr since he doesn’t have thumbs. also you should probably tell that girl at work to watch this video of roscoe trying to get on the couch.

1- i just fell so hard for roscoe.

2- i’m not 100% sure if roscoe will miss you.

3- fattest dog!

Roscoe will miss us all! The poor doggie has no idea that he’s going back to Maryland - maybe forever. :( :( :( :(

FUCK APARTMENTS THAT DON’T ALLOW FAT DOGS!

I am legitimately sad to not be able to hear any more about Roscoe’s exploits, such as trying to climb on the couch.

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   consuela:synecdoche:soupnazi:roscoesmodernlife:...I am legitimately sad to not be able to...

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   Roscoe will miss us all! The poor doggie has no idea that he’s going back to Maryland - maybe forever. :( :( :( :( FUCK...

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    1- i just fell so hard for roscoe. 2- i’m not 100% sure if roscoe will miss you. 3- fattest dog!

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    please everyone, watch the video

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    this is equally hilarious and creepy. it’s kind of ridiculous how internet famous roscoe is and it’s going to be awful...

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    I don’t think you guys understand how much this one girl at work loves Roscoe. We even went on his FB and watched his...

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    Fuck yes fat dogs!!

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    OH MY GOD I LOVE OBESE RAT DOGS

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