February 2012
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really upset that I'm so busy at work because it...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Me: I am getting really sick of seeing this! Like actually sick! Perhaps I'm allergic to logical fallacies.
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“You expected to be sad in the fall. Part of you died each year when the leaves...”
– Ernest Hemingway
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oh DC
Just had to awkwardly ask some kids not to smoke their marijuana and sing their rap songs on my front stoop.
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rivertrash:rivertrash:
THE REPLACEMENTS - CAN’T...
ghostsandall:
Traveler
Your first time out of the country of your own skin, I didn’t bring a map.
You always hated that I’d been lucky enough to pick my way through streets
I couldn’t pronounce to find cathedrals, graveyards. If you were a city, you said,
I’d only like to know your suburbs.
If you were a city, I said, I’d like to know your poor neighborhoods, your inner parts.
Read...
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breakfastinbed replied to your photo
i’ll send you a pair of Budweiser binoculars
too good to be true.
