January 2011
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Did China Try To Pass Off Top Gun As Air Force... →
“A few days ago, China Central Television showed footage of what they claimed was an air force training exercise conducted on January 23. From the looks of things, they were actually just playing clips from Top Gun.”
Money: “There’s no word yet on whether or not the Chinese fighter pilots engaged in any beach volleyball after the exercises.”
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splashmeadouble:
Johnny Cash - One Piece At A...
“When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”
– Fortune Cookie via Good Taste Chinese in Long Island City (via saraannejones)
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Wife listening to Husband talk to himself as he...
James: We don't need to see him have the exact same conversation with every girl. We're here to see the girls fight.
James: If you ever run at me and try to jump into my arms, there's a good chance that I won't catch you.
James: (valley girl voice) 'That looks comfy!' Let me just put this blanket on the fuckin' rocks. He really knows how to treat a lady. Hey there are chairs everywhere but this blanket on the rocks seems better.
James: Sitting on the fucking floor. Enough of that, right Emily?
James: Awesome they're starting to cry.
James: Personal breakdowns.
James: She's all snotty.
James: That makeup is totally waterproof, it doesn't come off at all.
James: On American Idol if they exploit your tragedy and your house- you're in! On Bachelor if they show you whining and crying -you're out!
James: If there wasn't a camera there that guy would be running, running like a bastard.
James: I hope they have their shots.
James: I'm totally going on the Bachelor next season.
James: I have a lot to offer these ladies.
James: Wait, no wonder this show takes so fucking long. He has a stash of roses. This show should take a week, tops.
James: She's not getting one. She's not getting one. That one is crazy as shit.
James: Why does that 'last rose' dude have to come out? Where is he the whole time? Behind a curtain with his pants around his ankles?
James: LAST ROOOOOOOSE.
James: If you didn't get a rose, get out.
James: Look at how she's walking. She's zany. You don't know anything about zany girls.
James: Look at how many girls he has left, is this going to be on until July?
James: Awesome they're all breaking down.
James: Wait the Kardashian's have another show now? That's how I know the Mayan Calendar is real. End of fucking days. I bet there's a carving, a glyph of Kim and her fucking sister on the Mayan calendar. But not the giant one, because they would have thought she was a monster.
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“His chicken has “that deep down southern fried chicken” taste, and also has...”
– Flavor Flav opens fried chicken restaurant in Iowa (via bullshit)
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thatmuchfurtherwest:
And We Fell-Lucero
and I’m...
Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To... →
Headline Presented Without Context Of The Day.
I just made up a song
All the words are “Loko.”
gazeatyourshoe:sigyn:
you guys should check out some band called jawbreaker?
Never heard of them. Their name sucks though.
STAYING POSI 2K11
rivertrash:
This is my most serious resolution for this year. I have been a negative person my whole life, always criticizing and complaining too much (bummer), but I am combating this daily. I also have a lot of anxiety, which doesn’t help. But! I can do this, I know I can. Every time I have a negative thought I try to be concious of it and combat it with a positive one. Out with friends, in...
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“Julian Assange, the flamboyant founder of WikiLeaks, is living on a supporter’s...”
– Bradley Manning, Held in WikiLeaks Case, Gains Backers - NYTimes.com (via rubenfeld)
yep.
(via rivertrash)
I agree, this is an outrage.
They both need to be in that cell in Quantico.
I am laying in bed with the lights off doing work...
Also I stayed late like 2 hours tonight, and in unrelated news I’ve been going to bed at or before 10:00 pm every night this week.
Someone take my Tumblr away, I’m too square to have one anymore.
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I'm tired of everyone being so fucking precious...
WatchTime-lapse video of the snowstorm in Oxford, MS on Jan. 9, 2011.
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Seriously what is wrong with the world?
A car bomb just exploded in Arlington, a few blocks away from a DOD agency headquarters.
People can stop with the crazy violence now, k thanks bye.
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Castro weighs in on Arizona shooting →
beldenandclark:
“Even those of us who don’t share his (President Barack Obama’s) political or philosophical ideas in the least sincerely hope that no children, judges, congressmen or any U.S. citizen should die in such an absurd and unjustifiable way.”
onehorsetown:
Johnny Cash - Drive On
This is a...
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Literal New Yorker Captions: Mice
themonkeysyouordered:
The experiment to dress the mice up as scientists turned out perfectly.